What do these snippets of conversation have in common??

 

The dead rat looked like this, not like that, like this!!!......Don’t tell anyone I’ve got “cracker knees”...... Why do men weigh themselves wearing wet trunks and towels!...... Use a mirror!!!!!.....Well I’m Bulgaria!

 

(Wroxham Red Hat Coffee Morning Squit!)

Rumour has it...she was waiting for a coffee but I think she was chatting a man up.

......and so it goes on!!!!.......